Why would people bring fish for lunch at work?
Its starts off so innocent. Friendly chit chat by the water cooler. You’ll know how to target the person while they wobble about for a bit, but they let everybody else go first before they put their meal in. Then somebody will say “hey girl, what did you bring for lunch?!” and the response will be something like, “ohh you know, just trying to eat a little more healthy”
Just when you sit down at your desk to enjoy your delicious chicken nuggets/turkey wrap/salad/something else delicious, it starts…..
You close your door to the your room trying to escape…. but ever so slowly in slithers into your office and up the side of your desk into your nostrils until …. BOOM!!!! All you smell is fish.
I dont care if you are sitting down to indulge in a delicious PB&J and cheetos. FISH SMELL RUINS EVERYTHING.
Stay tuned for “Are fishy/shrimpy lean cuisines ok for the office?” – Not.